that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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