normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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