i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
