Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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