are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
