The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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