i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sober January is a disaster.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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