just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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