well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
How external is "for external use only"?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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