just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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