She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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