ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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