Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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