No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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