just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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