Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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