At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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