Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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