38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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