Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
