look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
