O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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