You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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