Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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