your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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