If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I will pee on everything he values.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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