Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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