How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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