Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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