did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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