I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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