just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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