I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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