these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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