I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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