i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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