my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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