let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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