you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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