I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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