I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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