Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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