I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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