im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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