Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize