Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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