guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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