I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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