Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it's like iHOP with fire
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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