and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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