in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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