Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I love having hate sex.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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