i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My pussy is not your playground.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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