I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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