Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
They took my balls.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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